THE LOBBY

Nothing Crosses the Threshold Unaccounted For.

I am Sidney, Head Concierge. The Ledger is open, and sanctuary is absolute.

Whatever pursued you to our threshold cannot follow you past my desk.

look below to meet the founders who built this house.

A grand classical garden with sculptures, fountains, and manicured hedges, surrounded by lush trees, with a distant view of a large mansion and rolling hills, a boar grazing in the foreground.

The Founders


The Aristocrats of Boardom

Stewards of the Housekeeping Hotel, the Boardom family upholds the Hotel’s foundations. Renowned for impeccable manners, prized boars, and an unwavering commitment to hospitality, they carry themselves with a restrained amusement that hovers just under their traditional facade. Rules are followed with exquisite precision, often just long enough to demonstrate that they were never meant to apply in quite the strict way one assumes. On the rare occasions a member of the family has expressed dissatisfaction, entire sections of the Hotel have been known to reconfigure themselves without a sound.